Bobi Wine, Muhoozi Kainerugaba and Museveni
The latest and perhaps the most rebuttal on the Muhoozi tweetstorm has come from Bobi Wine. “Teeth or no teeth, ‘KaBobi’ is giving you and your father sleepless nights,” Bobi Wine wrote.
“No wonder you’re drinking yourself silly and tweeting balderdash in the middle of the night. Go on murderer, let the world know who you really are!”
In case you are wondering how we got here, read on:
Once in a while, Ugandan first son Gen Muhoozi Kainerugaba, who is also the Chief of Defence Forces (CDF), sends out tweets that leave some shocked and others cheering. Muhoozi tweets in the last 24 hours have that effect.
From peace talks between Rwanda and DR Congo to local politics, we capture the first son’s thoughts as posted on microblogging site X, for the record:
On Uncle Saleh: After Mzee Museveni and Afande Saleh, Afande Fred Rwigyema deserves a statue in Kampala. All those in support retweet and like!
On DRC mercenaries: I’m going to give only ONE WARNING to ALL white mercernaries operating in eastern DRC. From 2nd January 2025 we will attack all mercenaries in our area of operations.
In the name of… In the Name of Jesus Christ, the God of all Bachwezi, there shall not be left one white mercenary in DRC this time next year!!!
On defeating Bobi Wine: Kabobi is an im*ecile and half*it who will be utterly demolished in the next elections.
On Mpuuga’s credentials: This gentleman is Presidential materiel. He is an impressive politician.
On Bobi Wine’s teeth: Kabobi tries to pretend that he is Bob Marley’s successor. First of all, Bob Marley sang legendary music! Bob Marley was a handsome Munyankore whose teeth were organised! Kabobi’s teeth are very disorganised!
On Sudan: The NONSENSE in Sudan will soon come to an end! If those boys in Khartoum don’t know what war is they will learn.
On Trump being a Muchwezi: We are just waiting for our fellow Muchwezi, Donald Trump, to become President. With his support we will capture Khartoum.
On Jesus and Rwakitura: The holiest place on earth is Rwakitura! I’m more than convinced that Jesus Christ was born there!
On Tupac: Tupac is my big brother. He was a gentle soul. We have killed more terrorists than he could have imagined.
On shooting white mercenaries: All white mercenaries in Goma and Sake must be shot on the spot! They are enemies of Africa. We have captured quite a few.
On requesting Tshisekedi for Peace: President Kagame, is an extremely peaceful man. I know he wants peace in DRC. I’m going to visit my big brother H.E. Tshisekedi to request for peace.
Check out Muhoozi’s previous controversial posts Here and There.
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