Stella Nyanzi Offers Muhoozi Kainerugaba Her ‘Body’ in Exchange for Detained Writer Kakwenza Rukirabashaija in Latest Poem

Writer and politician Dr Stella Nyanzi has penned a poem to first son and Commander Land Forces (CLF) Lt Gen Muhoozi Kainerugaba over the arrest and detention award-winning novelist Kakwenza Rukirabashaija.

Rukirabashaija was arrested from Kisaasi in Kampala after a Twitter war with Muhoozi Kainerugaba’s supporters.

Now, in her poem, Nyanzi calls for the release of Rukirabashaija and for freedom for all writers.

Here’s the poem:

S*X IN EXCHANGE FOR KAKWENZA!
1)
Hey Kainerugaba, my chubby Afande!
Let me add some more ice cubes
To your coconut-flavoured waragi.
I will blow your fallen horn as you
Gulp down your fiery drink
So that it burns away the ire
Lodged deep in your thick-ringed neck.
That writer’s words smashed your cool!

2)
Hey Kainerugaba, my beefy Afande!
Let’s go f*ck away missionary style
Your need to display raw power
By sending brutish gun-men
To breakdown the house of Kakwenza,
Drag him off his laptop computer,
Threaten to break his limbs,
Shove him into a dark-glassed drone,
And speed his terrified soul to God-knows-where…

3)
Hey Kainerugaba, my fatty Afande!
Let me suckle your obese man boobs
And cool that hot plump flesh with my tears;
Tears of pain at the silencing of a bold writer,
Detaining him illegally a third time,
Torturing him for his mischievous writing,
Denying his lawyers access to his broken person.
Which Tweep will be next?

4)
Hey Kainerugaba, my drunk Afande!
Let me hold onto your thick hips
And ride you like rabbits humping.
Exchange my s*x for Kakwenza’s freedom.
Pay me neither cash nor position
I am unlike your other wh*res.
In your drunken stupor from booze and power,
Give us the freedom to write – for we are writers!

5)
Hey Kainerugaba, my delusional Afande!
You can f*ck as many orifices as you desire,
But you will never f*ck with a writer’s will.
Booze on as many substances as you admire,
But you will never drink away writers’ freedoms.
Daydream of taking over your father’s presidency,
But you will never take over a creative’s creativity.
Go to the gym and go to rehab to cut down
Your addictions to food, alcohol, s*x and power!